She - Quotes
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Human reason needs only to will more strongly than fate, and she is fate.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
It`s a mistake to confuse intelligence with knowledge. Intelligence relates to the way one processes information, not necessarily what she knows or believes. This can lead to an individual making complex justifications to defend her beliefs, even when those beliefs are clearly false.
I won`t make a bucket list because I`m so afraid that I`ll die and then people will find my bucket list and be, like, "Oh, she didn`t get to do that."
Yes, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high.
And I don`t think that I`ll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last `til the end.
In the words of the great rock and roll poet, I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
One of the big reliefs for the atheist is not having to worry about what to hope, wish, and pray for. Did I want to pray for my mother`s suffering to end? Did I want to hope for her death? I didn`t have to worry about that. I could hope one day that she`d live longer so I could talk to her, and wish the next day that she would die and not have to suffer her paralysis and physical loss any longer. My wishing and hoping were inert; I could let them run wild. I could use them as pure solace.
I didn`t touch her. She was my dream; and if you touch a dream it vanishes, like a soap bubble.
Kids, this Mother`s Day, why don`t you give your mother what she really wants? A break from you!