Marriage Quotes


In my house I`m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Woody Allen

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I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone`s wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.

Marilyn Monroe

The only secret to a happy marriage is choosing the right person.

Michelle Pfeiffer


God created sex. Priests created marriage.


All marriages are happy. It`s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Raymond Hull

I don`t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Sam Kinison

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Henny Youngman

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Henny Youngman

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman

Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.

Hendrik Hertzberg


I tell my friends married life is boring, but that`s just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.

Sarah Jessica Parker


There is a time for all things - except marriage my dear.

Thomas Chatterton

Some people find safety in the institution of marriage or some sort of a further commitment. Others think that if you`re in a very happy relationship, why mess with it?

Nicollette Sheridan


More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Doug Larson


My toughest fight was with my first wife.

Muhammad Ali


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