Funny Quotes
Dying is a dull, dreary affair. My advice is that you have nothing whatever to with it.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That`s funny..."
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness.
The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles?
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler and less trouble.
We are here on earth to do good for others. What the others are here for, I don`t know.
When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.