Mitchell Lee Hedberg

American comedian
24 February 1968 — 29 March 2005

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I`m gonna put pins into all the locations that I`ve traveled to. But first, I`m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won`t fall down.

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