Quotes about Men
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
When you find a man you wish to marry, [...] remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.
It was one of God`s mysterious imbalances, that men are stronger than women. My grandmother told me it was his way of balancing the scales, since women are tougher and more resilient.
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door.
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.