Come to church today - Avoid the Christmas rush!
If we wash our hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless we side with the powerful - we don't remain neutral.
Banksy
Just one nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day.
For those who think life's a joke, consider the punch line.
Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the stool; it makes them soggy and most difficult to relight.
Don't read history - make it!
Nostradamus was here, next week.
I muddled get my words sometimes up.
I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time either.
Will the last person to leave the country, please switch off the lights.
If voting could change things it would be illegal.
Everyone's pink on the inside.