Funny Quotes
Just because you`re paranoid
Don`t mean they`re not after you.
Kurt Cobain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
When you look like your passport photo, it`s time to go home.
Erma Bombeck
Do not take life too seriously - you will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of thirty-five.
Joel Hildebrand
Death is only going to happen to you once; I don`t want to miss it.
Jim Morrison
Accept that some days you`re the pigeon, and some days you`re the statue.
Scott Adams
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Isaac Asimov
Making someone hate you so quickly [...] that`s a rare gift. Usually you have to know a person better first.
Nicholas Sparks
Alcohol may be man`s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don`t need it.
Bob Hope
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K. Jerome
I`m not afraid of death; I just don`t want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory