Funny Quotes
I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I`d rather see than be one!
I have had my results for a long time: but I do not yet know how I am to arrive at them.
A good speech should be like a woman`s skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
People often say that motivation doesn`t last. Well, neither does bathing - that`s why we recommend it daily.
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
If you didn`t need a vacation when you started planning one, you might by the time you are done.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.