Funny Quotes
I don`t believe in astrology; I`m a Sagittarius and we`re skeptical.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.
Plastic surgery must be like childbirth without the child... After a while, if you’re satisfied with the results, you forget the pain and want to do it again.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that`s what you`re looking for, go live with a car battery.