Funny Quotes
Dogs look up to men, cats look down on them, but pigs just treat us as equals.
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I`m gonna put pins into all the locations that I`ve traveled to. But first, I`m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won`t fall down.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn`t met me yet.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
I know there's a proverb which that says 'To err is human,' but a human error is nothing to what a computer can do if it tries.
Life is the unknown and the unknowable, except that we are put into this world to eat, to stay alive as long as we possibly can.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
I don`t like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
The point about zero is that we do not need to use it in the operation of daily life. No one goes out to buy zero fish.