Woody Allen

Woody Allen

American author, actor, director and producer
1 December 1935 —

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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving.

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My brain? That`s my second favorite organ.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o`clock.

Can we actually know the universe? My God, it`s hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.

When we lose twenty pounds [...] we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God`s mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you`ve just made a down payment on a house.


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