Robert Orben

American author and magician
4 March 1927 —

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Smart is when you believe half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half.

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven`t arrived yet.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that`s not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.


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