Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
I don`t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
Most people don`t know what they`re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don`t have as many people who believe it.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
