George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

The happiest people I know are the ones that are still working. The saddest are the ones who are retired.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

Happiness is [...] Having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family; especially if they live in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up, and finally you forget to pull it down.