When you look like your passport photo, it`s time to go home.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that`s what you`re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.