General

Everything that happens once can never happen again. But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time.

Paulo Coelho

Sometimes the most ordinary things could be made extraordinary, simply by doing them with the right people.

Nicholas Sparks

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

When you look like your passport photo, it`s time to go home.

Erma Bombeck

Only when it is dark enough, can you see the stars.

Martin Luther King

Each new day is a blank page in the diary of your life. The secret of success is in turning that diary into the best story you possibly can.

Douglas Pagels

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Mark Twain

Reality is a lovely place but I wouldn`t wanna live there.

Owl City

I don`t mind making jokes, but I don`t want to look like one.

Marilyn Monroe

It`s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

Rick Riordan