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The most popular general quotes:

Everything that happens once can never happen again. But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time.

Sometimes the most ordinary things could be made extraordinary, simply by doing them with the right people.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

When you look like your passport photo, it`s time to go home.

Only when it is dark enough, can you see the stars.

Each new day is a blank page in the diary of your life. The secret of success is in turning that diary into the best story you possibly can.

Reality is a lovely place but I wouldn`t wanna live there.

I don`t mind making jokes, but I don`t want to look like one.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

It`s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

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