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Love is a bird, she needs to fly.

Madonna

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.

Rodney Dangerfield

One of the big reliefs for the atheist is not having to worry about what to hope, wish, and pray for. Did I want to pray for my mother`s suffering to end? Did I want to hope for her death? I didn`t have to worry about that. I could hope one day that she`d live longer so I could talk to her, and wish the next day that she would die and not have to suffer her paralysis and physical loss any longer. My wishing and hoping were inert; I could let them run wild. I could use them as pure solace.

Penn Jillette

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

Elbert Hubbard

I didn`t touch her. She was my dream; and if you touch a dream it vanishes, like a soap bubble.

Neil Gaiman

Kids, this Mother`s Day, why don`t you give your mother what she really wants? A break from you!

The Simpsons (movie)

Sometimes you know you`ve got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn`t so messed up, it wouldn`t be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you would be a good sign, but in the real world, it isn`t.

Nick Hornby

I met an old lady once, almost a hundred years old, and she told me, "There are only two questions that human beings have ever fought over, all through history. How much do you love me? And Who`s in charge?"

Elizabeth Gilbert

She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret of their charm.

Oscar Wilde

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Mark Twain

Nothing is as good as you can imagine it. No one is as beautiful as she is in your head. Nothing is as exciting as your fantasy.

Chuck Palahniuk

There is always one woman
to save you from another

and as that woman saves you
she makes ready to
destroy.

Charles Bukowski

A woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.

Jane Austen

- Do you think I`m wonderful? - she asked him one day as they leaned against the trunk of a petrified maple.
- No - he said.
- Why?
- Because so many girls are wonderful. I imagine hundreds of men have called their loves wonderful today, and it`s only noon. You couldn`t be something that hundreds of others are.

Jonathan Safran Foer

What is a teacher? I`ll tell you: it isn`t someone who teaches something, but someone who inspires the student to give of her best in order to discover what she already knows.

Paulo Coelho

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