Mankind - Quotes
There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and, after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.
All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move.
Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.