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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I`d rather lie around. No contest.
I`d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
I`d rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time.
I didn`t want to be the lead guy. That`s too much work. But I thought that it might be fun to be the lead guy`s friend. I`d have days off and still get a paycheck every week.
If I`d had some set idea of a finish line, don`t you think I would have crossed it years ago?
I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I`d rather see than be one!
Knowing you goes down as easily the best thing that`s ever happened to me. Easily. If I were a restaurant, you`d be my special but nobody could order you because I`d just want you to be mine, just all mine.
Why deny it. As a child I had the usual foolish dreams. For instance, I wanted to be a pilot, an engine driver, or failing that, an engine. Sometimes I even fantasized that when I grew up I`d become the Vienna Express.
If someone said three years from now
You`d be long gone
I`d stand up and punch them out
`Cause they`re all wrong
I know better
`Cause you said forever
And ever
Who knew.