Birthday Quotes


The last birthday that`s any good is 23.

Andy Rooney


The best birthdays of all are those that haven`t arrived yet.

Robert Orben


When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

Steven Wright

I don`t get birthdays; the party, the song. Celebrating another year just being alive feels... forced.

Dexter (movie)

As you get older, I think you'll find that the real reason we have birthday celebrations is not because it's important to the birthday girl/boy, but that it's important to people who care about them.

Gary Keeney


You know you`re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents [...] and only one for birthday presents, you know.

Lewis Carroll


New Year`s Day is every man`s birthday.

Charles Lamb

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Ellen Glasgow


Only the dead stay seventeen forever.

Haruki Murakami

Don`t just count your years, make your years count.

Ernest Meyers


So the boy who dreamed tomorrow now is twenty
Though his dreams have lost some grandeur, coming true
There`ll be new dreams maybe better dreams a plenty
Before the last revolving year is through.

Buffy Sainte-Marie

Old is always 15 years from now.

Bill Cosby

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Dave Barry

You are young, and then you are middle-aged, but it is hard to tell the moment of passage from one state to the next.

Doris Lessing


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