Chuck Palahniuk: Damned |
In Hell you`d be foolish to count on people displaying high standards of honesty. The same goes for earth.
It simply makes sense that I should miss my parents more than they miss me, especially when you consider that they only loved me for thirteen years while I loved them for my entire life.
What makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven.
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.